Monday, February 28, 2011

Pretty Good Joke

Tom, Bob, and Steve were all on their way to Guiness' World Records. 

Tom said, "I have the smallest head in the world!  I'm going to beat the record!"

Bob said, "I have the smallest arm in the world!" 

Steve said, "I have the smallest penis in the world; I'm going to beat the record!" 

After going in to claim the new world records...  They came out and talked about their success. 

Tom, "Man!  I beat the record; I have the smallest head in the world!" 

Bob, "Awesome!  I have the smallest arm in the world!" 

Steve, with an angry look, "Who the HELL is Justin Beiber?!" 
Posted by Toast Burnt at 10:23 AM
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17 comments:

  1. MeFebruary 28, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    I though Justine Beiber had a vagina?

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  2. TeutorixFebruary 28, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    Thats what ozzy osbourne said!

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    hahaha good one!

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  4. fabio_2007February 28, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    lol, great joke

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  5. InnovationsFebruary 28, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    hahah aw poor beiber

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  6. RedHeadRobFebruary 28, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    haven't heard that in years!!

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  7. Pulled a DoneyFebruary 28, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    Haha nice :P

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  8. GFebruary 28, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    Cool joke - following

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  9. Aaron M. GipsonFebruary 28, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    LMAO!! I don't think that little kid will ever catch a break...

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  10. JMchiefMarch 1, 2011 at 5:18 AM

    bhaha what a legendary joke

    Supporting:)
    http://jmchief93elite.blogspot.com

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  11. RossMarch 1, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    Hahaha good one

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  12. and then there was METALMarch 1, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    lol awesome.. its his birthday too lmao


    (dear dan from Sumerian Records)

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  13. ChrisMarch 1, 2011 at 9:28 PM

    More bieber jokes!!

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  14. LawdSativaMarch 1, 2011 at 11:14 PM

    Hahaha wicked

    http://sativaslittleplace.blogspot.com/

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  15. LigerPintoMarch 2, 2011 at 3:20 AM

    Follow back please!


    www.noxploderesults.blogspot.com

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  16. llllollllllMarch 3, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    Made me laugh.

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  17. Jessica ThompsonMarch 5, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    Hahah hilariuos! Followed!
    alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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